This is a true story,
enjoy it and remember,
these are true words.
How I Didn’t Win
The War
By
David Golding
Some
years ago my younger son Paul became a vociferous critic of the “A” bombing
of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, so much so that I got rather fed up with him. At the
time of that bombing I was serving in transport command, flying from Ceylon to
Australia – in fact I spent VJ day on top of a hotel in Perth rather worse
from wear for alcohol. I said to Paul “If the Japs had not been “A” bombed
into surrendering I’d have been back on operations and possibly shot down over
Japan and you my boy would not have existed so please ‘Shut up’”.
However
this started me on a chain of thought that whatever I did in the RAF had not the
slightest effect on the wars outcome compared with say, the invention of radar,
Winston Churchill, the battle of Stalingrad, Lease-Lend etc, etc.
With
this in mind this story must revolve around a series of inconsequentialities. As
most discussion of events at that time in a typical mess was generally centred
on sexual exploits and consumption of alcohol half the things I would have
spoken about are debarred by the presence of the fairer sex. But here goes for
the other half.
In 1939 I was at school in Hendon. My
father was a schoolmaster at a school in the east end of London and when war
broke out his school was evacuated to Cambridgeshire and I went with him
transferring to a school in March. I was then seventeen. It was there I first
prepared to defend king and country by joining the LDV a sort of forerunner of
Private Pike of ‘Dads Army’. It had been the family intention that my future
career would be that of a research chemist (contrary to my own wishes of being
an explorer). I had taken my matric under the aegis of London University so when
June 1940 came round I had to go to Battersea Polytechnic to take my inter BSC
which I did on July 17th (Incidentally I passed in three subjects and
failed in one).
I
had relatives in North London with whom I stayed and on July 20th I
took myself to Edgware recruiting centre and told them I wanted to be a pilot.
They gave me a brief medical and sent me to Uxbridge where I was further
examined and given an intelligence test, which consisted of two questions.
- What countries
border the Black Sea?
- I have to drive
two miles at an average of 60 mph, I do the first mile at 30 mph; at what
speed must I do the second?
I answered ‘A’ correctly but
failed ‘B’ can you get it right?
Anyway it was decreed that I should
become an observer (whatever that was) and be paid one shilling a day (5p) until
I started training. I was given an uncomfortable and itchy uniform, a pair of
indifferently fitted boots and a travel warrant to Blackpool where I spent two
weeks drilling under a Corporal Ormerod. At the end of this fortnight I had
learnt to drill and drink beer, I don’t recall the price of a pint but on
seven shillings a week (and I smoked twenty Woodbines a day at a cost of 4d) I
couldn’t have drunk an awful lot.
The Air Council then decreed that I
went to Hooton Park aerodrome (nr Liverpool) to defend it against his majesties
enemies. I lived in a tent with five other chaps, next to me slept a public
schoolboy from Malvern, I’d never knowingly met one before. He was very posh
and was going to be a W/OP AG and who subsequently became very famous –
Denholme Elliot. Being in neighbouring beds I’m glad to say that he wasn’t
then apparently of unorthodox sexual habits – you may recall he eventually
died of aids. It was at Hooton Park that I had my first frightening moment. Some
cows had strayed into the flying field, which I was patriotically guarding. A
sergeant said, “You, get those cows out of it.” “Sergeant.”
I replied and walked towards them and they all but one wandered off. The one
just stood there. I shouted out “Shoo” but it just stood there. Mindful of
the sergeant instructions I moved nearer and repeated my shout. Instead of
retreating it commenced to advance on me and bonked me with its head and horns
on my hip, knocking me over – then, slowly walked away leaving me feeling like
a failed matador – a bruised one at that.
After a few weeks I was given leave
and went off to see my father at Chatteris and to Alesbury to see my mother and
sister. On returning to Hooton Park I found I was posted to Number 10 ITW at
Scarborough to commence my training. On arrival there I was put in a hotel
(whose name escapes me) with two of us to a room. It was done alphabetically and
I was roomed with a chap called Alan Grossmith, who was also a trainee observer,
and who was later killed on Manchester’s – a two-engined aircraft that was
the forerunner of the famous Lancaster. I was there for eight weeks in
mid-winter and I have shivering memories of 8am each morning where there was a
choice of PT on the seafront, a swim in the sea or cross-country running through
snow on the hills. I chose to run, which, believe it or not, I rather enjoyed.
It
was at Scarborough that a very important part of my life occurred
- I learnt to play bridge which I have played with great enthusiasm ever
since. The two chaps in the room next to Alan and I were both players, as was
Alan, so for convenience sake I had to make up the four. I’d never played
before and so they decreed that I’d have an hours instruction then we would
play – but not for money the first week but thereafter 1d a hundred. On pay
which was, by then, was two shillings a day I learnt quite quickly.
At the end of the eight weeks we went
our separate ways, pilots to EFTS, observers to B&GS. I was sent to Dumfries
in Scotland. There I was issued with flying kit, a white flash to put in my cap
and an LAC’s badge, a propeller to put on my sleeve. Bombing training took
place both in the classroom and in a Fairy Battle aircraft. Training consisted
of learning about bombs, their individual purposes, the fuses that set them off
and what to do when they didn’t release from the aircraft. The types of bombs
were
- General purpose
- Semi armour
piercing
- Armour piercing
- Incendiary
For instance, in attacking a battleship an
armour-piercing bomb was used so as to break through the decks. The fuse had to
be delay fuse cause if it went of the moment it hit there’d be no time to
pierce the decks. If dropping a bomb on troops there’d be an instantaneous
fuse so that as soon as it hit the blast would be maximised. This was the world
of theory; the skill lay in dropping them.If a bomb were dropped from a
stationary target balloon through windless air it would fall directly below the
balloon. A bomb though is normally dropped from a moving aircraft. At the
precise time of leaving the aircraft it is travelling in the same direction and
speed as the aircraft is, but as soon as it starts falling the wind and air
resistance affects it. The higher the aircraft is the longer these effects have
on the bombs course. These factors are set on the bomb aiming apparatus, known
as the bombsight. The bomb aimer has to place the ‘sighting point’ on top of
the target. He as to guide the pilot so as to achieve this which he does by
saying “left, left” or “right” or “steady” and when this position
takes place he then presses a button and the bomb is released. Believe me, its
far easier said than done.
The gunnery course had
to teach you how to aim a gun and what to do if it went wrong. If you pointed
the gun at a moving target and fired by the time the bullets arrived at the
target, the target will have moved on – even if it stayed still the bullets
would be dropping down and thus you would miss it –the gun sight would help
you allow for these things. SO what you do is fire a where the target will be
when the bullets arrive. The practical gunnery training took place in a Whitely
in which both ‘free’ guns and turret manipulation was involved. The free gun
was a Lewis gun which incorporated a round magazine with 50 .303 bullets. It was
also very important to be able to identify which aircraft was friend and which
was foe for very obvious reasons. I turned out to be a good bomb aimer but only
a so-so air gunner.
At the end of this
course I was sent down to an aerodrome called Bobbington in the Midlands, which
later with the arrival of the American Air force was renamed to Half Penny
Green. Here I was to learn the noble art of navigation amongst other things. The
flying part of the course was carried out in Avro Ansons. The things to learn as
auxiliary skills were Morse code; we had to be able to send and receive eight
words a minute (a proper W/OP could de twenty), which I could just do, and also
to learn about meteorology. This included recognition of different types of
cloud and their significance to the weather.
Aerial navigation
differs form marine navigation as everything happens a great deal faster, but
whereas nautical navigation has to be correct to within yards aerial navigation
is a lot less precise. All that is needed for accuracy (assuming your
instruments are in good order) on the water is knowledge of sea currents
affecting your boat, which in general terms remain fairly constant; but in the
air it is winds, which affect the plane, and they are changing all the time.
When an Aircraft is in the air its path over the ground is determined by its
speed and direction through the air, and the direction and speed of the wind
moving that air. The skill of the navigator is thus determined by his ability to
judge these factors. In say, a five hour flight with a wind blowing at 30 mph
(at 10,000ft that is quite slow) you’ll be 150 miles away from where you would
be without wind. The navigator always wants to know where he is. This is simple
over land and in daylight with no cloud beneath him – he just looks at the
map; but above cloud; at night or over the sea other methods must be used. These
are
1.
Direction finding radio
2.
Astro navigation
3.
Dead reckoning
Direction finding
works by using a loop aerial to find the direction a radio beacon lies in. DO
this to three beacons, plot on a map the three directions and where they
intersect is where you are, in practise they rarely do but the three lines form
a ‘cocked hat’ and the middle of this is taken as where you are.
Astro navigation is an
art. It uses the position of the stars to determine your position. At any given
time there is a place on Earth directly underneath any star, this is known as
the sub stellar point. If you are at the sub stellar point of, say, Sirius, you
would have to look up at an angle of 90 degrees, or vertically, to look directly
at it. The further away from the sub stellar point you are the lower this angle
becomes; thus given a book which tells you where, at any given moment the sub
stellar point of Sirius is, it is, given the angle subtended from the earth’s
surface possible to fid out how far away you are from the sub stellar point. You
thus know that you are positioned on a circle. On a map this circle appears to
be a straight line (in the same way the Earth appears to be flat, or straight,
to the eye although you know its really round). Perform this operation to three
stars and draw the three straight lines on your map so as to have a cocked hat.
You find the angle subtended (or altitude) by means of a sextant, which is held
level by utilizing a bubble to give the true horizon. At the same time as you
read off the altitude from the sextant you read off the time from your watch.
For every four seconds your watch is out your line is out by a mile. By
ingenious devices the sextant averages sixty readings in a minute. There are
twenty-two ‘navigation’ stars, some only usable in the south and other north
of the equator. There is also Polaris, the pole star that is rather different
from the others. The navigator must be able to recognise these stars of course
to be able to work out his position. The sun can also be used but only to give
you line of position.
Dead reckoning comes
into use when you can’t see anything and can’t use the radio. It consists of
drawing your course (or direction the aircraft is heading in), distance
travelled through the air and then adding in what effect the wind has had on
you.
From all these
positioning finding systems you then work out what direction you have to fly in
to get where you want to go and when you want to get there. Nowadays all this is
done by radar and computers, but in my day there were none available for me to
use.
At the end of this
course I became Sgt Observer Golding and was paid 13 shillings a day – oh!
Untold wealth. I even made an allowance of 14 shillings a week to my mother,
which she saved up for me. How I swanked about with my three stripes and my
flying arsehole beret. All that remained for me to do was to go to an
operational training unit to be welded into a complete crew ready to strike at
the foe. The OTU selected for me was No 13 at Bicester in Oxfordshire – this
was a Blenheim OTU. A Blenheim has a crew of three, pilot, observer and W/OP AG.
There were two sorts of Blenheims – short nose (mark 1) and long nose (mark
4). Whatever marks 2 and 3 were I know not. On arrival at Bicester the three
trades milled about forming themselves into crews, no one knew each other except
for me and a chap called Les Hill who had been in my year in Hendon County
School. We still see each other now and again and for several years after the
war we played cricket and football together for the old boys. The third chap was
a midlander called Graham Wright. Les Hill was a great catch as a pilot as he
had experience as an instructor. We took part as a crew in all aspects of
operational flying. We bombed targets at both high and low level; fired guns at
targets, Graham from the turret, me from the front, flew to various destinations
and generally prepared ourselves for warlike duties on joining a squadron. Come
December and we were finally ready, so to do. Our first duty was to take a
Blenheim to the Middle East preparatory to joining a squadron there. The plane
was collected from the Bristol factory at Filton, then via Gibraltar, Malta to
Cairo. In between Gibraltar and Cairo I saw my first enemy plane in our own
airspace. It was a FW119 (the Zerstorer) a twin boom job. It was flying west
whilst we were flying east. I presume it was as eager to avoid us as we were it
so were able to continue on our way.
When we arrived in
Cairo we were sent to join 211 squadron at Helwan. By now the Japs were well
stuck into the Far East and the air ministry decreed that they were, and I
quote, “to be confronted by a vast aerial armada from the Middle East.” This
consisted of the thirty-six Blenheims of 211 and 84 squadrons. The emperor
however shrugged of this threat with equanimity and pressed on with his attack.
Our crew of three was enlarged by Wilf Hillman a ground crew corporal as were
other crews, he had to sit on my lap all the to Singapore, which, incidentally
fell before we got there. Our route was via Jordan, Iraq, Bahrain, and Sharjah,
India where at Allahabad disaster struck the Hill crew. Blenheims have both
inner and outer fuel tanks. In India there was a shortage of 100 octane fuel
(which is needed for take off) so it was only put in the outer tanks and lower
(87) octane was put in the inners to cruise with or, that’s what should have
happened, but it didn’t because the Indian ground crews muddled it up so on
take off the engines cut out and the aircraft dropped down and was damaged a
bit. No one realised why, so after repairs we effected we tried again and the
same thing happened. This time Les realised what was wrong so more minor repairs
and off we went, two days later having lost the rest of the squadron, which was
now five days ahead of us, then on to Burma, Sumatra and Java. When we
eventually caught up with them (we had further problems in Sumatra because of
the Japs.) fifteen of the squadron had been shot down, so like as not the ground
crew at Allahabad had saved our lives!
By now the Japs had
arrived in Java so what little was left of the squadron made for Tjillatjap and
embarked on a tramp steamer (Kota Gede) which sailed for Ceylon with 2,800
aboard. Rations consisted of a cigarette tin of stew and the same tin filled
with water once a day, this lasted for ten days. The last memory I have of
Java as the transport taking us to the port of Tjillatjap was of an American
wireless operator air gunner of 84 squadron named (improbably) Folliot Foster.
He had two Smith & Wesson revolvers and declared "I'm not running from those
yellow bastards!" and strode back along the road we had just come along.
Goodness knows what happened to him. At Colombo we embarked on a
troop ship for Karachi. After hanging around for five or six weeks we went to
Peshawar to join 20 squadron (lysanders) and two weeks later the squadron went
to Jamshedpur in Bengal. The Lysander had a two-man crew of pilot and WOP/AG. My
duty was to teach the WOP/AG’s to map read.
Stationed
in Karachi
I digress at this
point to tell the story of one WOP/AG Chunky Lyons. His aircraft was flying just
below cloud when a hurricane dropped below cloud level; Chunky to whom aircraft
recognition was an unknown science saw it and fired just one bullet when his gun
jammed but the one shot bought down the hurricane, luckily the pilot survived.
20 squadron then
converted to hurricanes and thus I became redundant. I was sent to 221 groups HQ
in Alipore, a Calcutta suburb. Here I became an assistant to a squadron leader
Leedham-Green. I can’t for the life of me remember what he did and thus what I
assisted him to do. It so happened that my cousin Leslie was in charge of a
factory making uniforms so I thus had a home from home, which was rather nice
for me. The other good thing was that pre-war the squadron leader played cricket
for Warwickshire second eleven and so ran the 221 group cricket team. His first
question was “Do you play cricket?” and by wildly exaggerating my prowess I
was put in the units team as opening bat. In my first game on the Maharaja of
Cooch Bechars ground an Indian gentleman called Banerjee bowled the first ball
of the match to me. As I started to play forward my middle stump shot out of the
ground. Mr Banerjee later came to England to play for India in a test series.
The squadron leader was not over pleased with my performance and henceforth I
batted rather lower down the order.
In April 1943 I was
sent to Peshawar to another Blenheim OTU. This time I was crewed up with a
sergeant Palmer. We were posted to 42 squadron at a place called Kumbirgram in
Assam. Here I went, or nearly went on my first offensive operation. There were
two pilots on the squadron called Ernie, nicknamed “effing” Ernie and
“turn back” Ernie. I temporarily joined his crew and soon found out why. AN
hour into the air and he said “There’s something wrong with the port
engine” and promptly returned to base. The Palmer crew just hung around for
months and at the end of the year I was posted to a Liberator HCU at Salbani in
Bengal. An HCU is like an OTU except the aircraft are four engined ones. Whilst
there I actually attacked the enemy for the first time, dropping 5,000lbs of
bombs on a Jap supply dump near Prome in Burma, I flew as navigator and bomb
aimer.
With typical RAF
non-logic at the end of this course I found myself on a Wellington squadron,
number 215 at Jessore in Bengal. By this time in the wars progress observers
were no longer being trained, replaced by navigators or bomb aimers. This
squadron was going to be Liberators later and the senior flight commander, later
to become the CO, wanted someone who could do both jobs and thus he took me into
his crew so at last I became a real live operational crew member of a wimpy
squadron.
On April 5th
1944 a temporary fame was thrust upon me for on that day the first 4,000lb bomb
was dropped outside of Europe and I dropped it on port called Akyab, then I
dropped a second on Mandalay. Both of these operations were at night. Later that
month I flew as a screen navigator cum front gunner in a daylight operation to a
target called Kalewa. A screen navigator is used when an inexperienced navigator
makes his first trip as a back up in cast things go wrong.
In May I became a
warrant officer and did a couple of bomb ferrying trips with a flight sergeant
Nixon, the Wellingtons being used to transport 250lb bombs to a forward
aerodrome cut off by the Japs, they were used by Hurricanes operating from
there.
July and the squadron
gave up its Wimpies and moved to Kolar in South India to convert to Liberators.
This heavy bomber with four engines has an eleven-man crew, pilot, co-pilot,
flight engineer, two W/OPS, navigator, bomb aimer and four gunners. A lot of the
crew at the HCU at Kolar were Australians. Many of them greatly enjoyed gambling
at poker. I enjoyed poker as well but (And I use the words correctly) I wasn't
really a gambler. To me it was a game requiring common sense, for instance, to
try and fill and inside straight wasn't common sense, but the gamblers tried to.
We played poker endlessly and by dint of common sense I finished up very well in
pocket and didn't touch my pay for the whole period. On the subject of gambling
I tell the tale of an Aussie Sergeant called O'Malley. A lot of us used to go to
Calcutta race track on Saturdays which included O'Malley. I don't remember the
precise amounts involved but lets say he went in with 100 rupees, about £7.00.
All of which was put on a horse in the first race, which won. He put all of his
stake and winnings on a horse in the second, which won, All his winnings went on
the third, which won and so on until the seventh and last race of the day when
his horse lost. Up till this point he had been several thousands of pounds
ahead. "How could you lose all the that money?" we said to him. All he
said was "All I Lost was 100 rupees." That's gambling!. After two
months training we went to Digri in Bengal to recommence ops.
L For London/M for Mother Liberator
crew.
Jock
day that died during a raid is positioned back row third from left.
I
am front row second from left
L For London Crew
Pilot - Jimmy Sindell
Co-Pilot - Bill Waddington
Navigator - David Golding
Bomb Aimer - Smokie Williams
Flight Engineer - 'Jock' Forbes
Wireless Operator - Roy Nicholls
2nd Wireless Operator - 'Lucky' Cooper
Ball Gunner - Bernie Deacon
Front Gunner - Charlie Higgs
Mid-Upper Gunner - George Duncan
Rear Gunner - 'Jock' Day
Generally
bombers had two tasks to perform.
1.
To bomb Jap troops
2.
Cut lines of communication (between ammunition dumps and forward troops/
arms dumps.)
The bombing of enemy
troops was generally a safe proposition from our point of view but the arms
dumps were very heavily defended with AA batteries and quite a few fighter
aircraft. The Jap fighter was not much of a match for a formation of sixteen
Liberators each with 10x.5 machine guns. Apart from navigating I had to
undertake the duties of fire controller when we were the lead aircraft (which we
generally were as we were the CO’s crew). This consisted of putting my head in
the Astro dome and broadcasting to the squadron’s gunners the position of
enemy fighters, e.g., fighter 11 o’clock out of range, 10 o’clock high out
of range, 10 o’clock level in range, with the words “in range” my voice
generally rose an octave and ended with a gulp. In February 1945 my own crew
notched a success when our second wireless operator “Lucky” Cooper manning a
beam gun shot down a navy Zero in flames.
The
actual aircraft we flew in, and as noted “Lucky” Coopers success in this
issue
Of
‘The Royal Air Force’
Around this time a horrid rumour
started circulating that the fighters were adopting Kamikaze tactics reckoning
that if they crashed into the lead aircraft the resulting crash would bring down
a few others. Being generally in the lead aircraft I was not over enthusiastic
about this tactic, however, I suspect it was no more than a rumour. Incidentally
the word Kamikaze means ‘divine win’ Its origin goes back to the 13th
century when Kublai Kahn set out to attack Japan but his ships were driven back
by a divine wind.
One of our goals as I said was to disrupt
communications and one of our main targets was the Burma railway and the line
ran through a series of narrow valleys so attacks had to be made at low level
and a Liberator is a pretty big target at 200 feet. We lost our rear gunner Jock
Day on 10th December 1944 (see picture two) on one such attack as his head was blown clean off his
shoulders (We had that day machine-gunned the Burma-Siam railway, bombed
Kanchinabruy, attacked two trains and a gunboat). We also lost two engines, first one then another and had to fly back
to base, five hours away, the aircraft (L for London) was completely written off as on our
return the undercarriage would not come down. Few, if any, other aircraft would
have stayed up for five hours in such a condition.
Also
in March as you can see, the longest raid of the war to date
Took
place. It was my privilege of leading that raid as navigator.
The formation bombing of Jap troop
positions led to one amusing story, which gives a lie to newspaper reports, it
did not concern our squadron. Concentrations of troops were reported to be in
the large walled grounds of a Buddhist temple complex. The temple itself was
slap bang in the middle of the complex and was thus given as the squadrons
aiming point. The operation was a success, nearly all of the bombs landing
within the complex walls. However, not a single bomb hit the aiming point, the
temple. There were always photos taken so that intelligence could judge the
efficiency of the raid. Such photos were frequently published in the papers.
Following this one the Times of India published the photo with the words
“superbly accurate bombing by the RAF ensured that no bomb hit the temple and
thus there was no upset to the Burmese Buddhists.”
Paper cutting: I love the 'nonchalant
yet Audacious' statement
There was also the
occasional operation that was outside our usual duties. Such a one was to Vinh
in what is now North Vietnam. The cloak and dagger people wanted to land someone
there and wanted cover in the shape of a bombing nearby. The only dodgy thing
about this operation was the need to fly at 17,000ft a lot of the way in monsoon
season. The CO decided to do this trip himself. We had to refuel at a forward
aerodrome (Chittagong) and could only take 1,500lbs of bombs. Going there
presented no problems but coming back we ran out of oxygen. Its deficiency
produces an effect like to much alcohol. The higher you fly the more
disorientated and sleepy you get. It starts after a while at 10,000ft and gets
quite severe at 16,000ft. The usual cure is to descend but the clouds were
stuffed full of mountains so this was impossible. The CO who was the oldest
member of the crew handed over to co-pilot Bill Waddington. He and I were
fortunately possessed of good lungs and so kept more or less sensible until I
was sure we were clear of the higher mountains but all the others were variously
worse for wear.
All commissioned
officers on flying duties are categorised (for instance) Flying Officer General
duties and in addition to being a pilot or whatever often had some other task to
perform. By now I was a Pilot officer and because I had a smattering of
Hindustani and because of my Calcutta based cousin knew that city a bit I became
unit flying rations officer. The air force does not provide food in the air for
aircrew but made an allowance of eight annas a man for all flights over eight
hours. I used to have a van and driver to take me into Calcutta to spend this
money at intervals. A lot of food was then on ration and had to be bought on the
black market which I enjoyed doing. When it got back to the camp it was turned
into sandwiches and the like. It was hardly Haute cuisine but at least it was
fairly fresh. In order to supplement our ground food Smokey Williams and I used
to shoot paddy birds to help out. We used to be utter cads and shoot them on the
ground rather than flying so as to conserve ammunition for our squadron’s two
shotguns. When I used to go to Calcutta to buy flying rations I had a rather
nice girl friend called (would you believe) Gloria Solomon’s, a Jewish girl.
She lived at home with her parents and family. The only name I can remember was
her dad’s Charlie. He used to sit in a big armchair in the sitting room, which
the front door of their apartment opened onto. On this occasion when I called he
wasn’t there and neither was Gloria. Her mother opened the door
“Hallo” I said,
“Gloria in?”
“No” she replied.
“Where’s
Charlie?” I asked
“He’s gone
away.”
“Where he gone?”
“He’s gone
away.”
“Yes, but where’s
he gone to?”
At this point she
burst into tears. “So where’s he gone?” Suddenly the penny (or rather the
Anna) dropped. Since my last visit a month or so ago he had passed away. The
floor did not open up beneath me unfortunately.
When we flew on formation trips we used to
take off separately and then rendezvous over a pre-selected place out at sea,
generally an island called Ramree then get into formation on our way to the
target via an identification point. We occasionally did joint operations with
the USAAF’s flying fortresses. Their navigators, other than the leaders, were
not over competent and they normally flew by day in formation and just followed
the Number one aircraft. So they not infrequently followed the odd RAF
Liberator. The normal squadron formation was a box of boxes (see below) from
whence comes a true story.
One of our squadron
pilots was a chap by the name of ‘Dizzy’ Neville, I’ve no idea why he was
called ‘Dizzy’ and it doesn’t really matter. On one of the Rangoon raids
Dizzy’s co pilot was not available and one of the new inexperienced chaps took
his place. Dizzy was in Number four box, so his co-pilot was very busy adjusting
the engine throttles to catch up or drop back a bit. There was a knurled knob at
the side of the throttles that had to be loosened when an adjustment to the
engine revs had to be made. The new boy was getting a wee bit agitated when the
flack started flying and when Dizzy called for a reduction in revs he forgot to
loosen the nut. He got a bit carried away and tugged on the four throttle levers
cutting power to the four engines. Dizzy didn’t realise what had happened and
so through his intercom called “Skipper to crew, prepare to bail out!” In
the ball turret that hangs below the aircraft sat Willy Reeks. To get out of the
turret it had to be pumped up manually into the belly of the fuselage. A beam
gunner, generally the second W/OP who having done this would take up his
position back to the open air of the beam hatch, did this. Willy’s position
was likewise on the other side of the aircraft. The W/OPS helmet was still o his
head but Willys was still in the ball turret. In less time than I’ve taken to
recount this Dizzy had realized what had happened and got the four engines going
properly again and called “skipper to crew, resume positions, alls well.”
The second W/OP of course heard this and gave Willy, who hadn’t, the thumbs up
sign which Willy construed as ‘this is it,” and went out backwards’ Think
of him on the way down “Hey, wait for me chaps.” Some months later when
Rangoon fell he was released from a POW camp and was court martialled for
desertion in the face of the enemy he wasn’t punished of course.
On 2/4/45 I finished
my operational tour having completed 38 missions for a total of 300 hours 30
minutes operational flying. I was now a flying officer and was awarded the DFC,
The skipper received the DSO.
DFC
Press release from the London Gazette
At
this time a new unit 232 Squadron was being formed to fly from Ceylon via the
Cocos Islands to Australia using the Liberator Express, A transport command
version of the bomber used to carry passengers and a little freight.
Flying time to the Cocos from both Ceylon and Perth was about nine hours
flying and was all over the sea. As the Cocos were about nine miles by two in
size, it was not that easy to find so only well-experienced navigators were
allowed to join this unit, there were six of us all told.
I was sent to Delhi where the squadron was
based and there crewed up with a Canadian pilot, Bud Manchester. For a while we
flew from Palam (Delhi) to Ratmalana (Colombo) and back to gain experience and
then flew the Australian leg. One of my Hendon County school friends was Johnny
Fuller; he joined the Fleet Air Arm when I joined the RAF. We maintained a very
occasional correspondence. When I was in Ceylon I had a note from him, he was
based at the time in Madras, I phoned his base and spoke to him and he flew down
to Ratmalana and took me back to madras for a couple of days and then bought me
back staying overnight in my hut. That evening we walked out onto the veranda to
go to the mess. At the end of the veranda was a snake, quite a big one, coiled
with its head about three feet of the ground. I nipped back into the hut, came
out with my .38 Smith and Wesson and fired from the hip. I blew its head off. In
1998-99 Johnny Fuller appeared in my antique shop, my wife Pat was there and
Johnny said, “Do you remember shooting that cobras head off?” I hadn’t
recalled that incident for years and years.
Me in
1945 with DFC
After a while a new aircraft joined the squadron, the DC4 or Skymaster. These
were all B flight whose CO was squadron leader Baggy Sach. Some said this
nickname was a corruption of Bacchus, the god of wine, others said it was due to
his shape. At that time I had a large drinking capacity and Baggy had me
transferred to his unit where I teamed up with F/Lt Kenny Bettles. Kenny had
been a soldier then transferred to the RAF. He had flown cloak and dagger
operations taking people in and out of occupied Europe. We did a few more trips
to Australia and then the USA decided they wanted the DC4’s back, the war
ended and thus lease lend finished. These were dotted around the east and as
there were only two Skymaster crews left in service it fell to us to collect
half of them and take the back to England to be put into first class order and
then to Norfolk, Virginia. Now, when the Hill crew had originally set out for
the Middle East, the aerodrome we left from was Portneath. The evening before we
left I went to the sergeant’s mess and fell into conversation with another
sergeant. Conversations frequently included questions about where one lived. Our
conversation ran thus.
Him - “Where do you come from?”
Me
- “Hendon”
Him
- “My brother lives I Hendon”
Me
- “Whereabouts?”
Him
- “Greyhound Hill”
Me
- “My mothers cousin lives in Greyhound Hill,
Number 42”
Him
- “That’s where my brother lives”
Me
- “He’s married to Sophie then?”
Him
- “That’s right”
When
we arrived in Lyneham on our return to England we went into the officers’
mess, there was a chap at the bar who looked slightly familiar, we looked at
each other and it clicked, “You’re Bob Brickers brothers” I said. He was
the last person I saw before leaving England and (to all intents and purposes)
the first I saw on my return.
When
I was evacuated to Chatteris and went to March Grammar School I went to lessons
in the afternoon. In the mornings an evacuated London School, Tottenham County,
occupied the school. I became friendly with one of their pupils, Betty Hermes.
On one of my visits to London she went home as well and I went to her house and
met her mother. After I joined the RAF we wrote to each other for a short while.
The wheels turned. On our return to the UK in the Skymaster we had a few days
off whilst it was serviced. On Saturday four of us decided to watch Spurs, after
the game I recalled that Betty lived only five minutes walk from the ground so I
suggested we called round. Her mother answered the door and greeted me.
“Is
Betty home?” I asked
“No
she’s at work”
“Where’s
that?”
“She’s
on the stage at the Windmill.”
Off
to the Windmill we went and round to the stage door, to wait for her, sh was one
of the nudes there. OH, was my stock high!!
It was left to us to which way we took them back so we went via Newfoundland,
Bermuda and the Azores. When they were all back that was the end of my RAF
service but as I had served abroad for so long I had four months paid leave and
was finally demobbed in November 1946.
In 1948 I joined the RAF volunteer reserve
and flew about practising navigation from a place called Panshanger (In Herts.)
in case another war started up.
In the RAF volunteer
reserve
In
1953 I was put on the inactive list then in 1958 I was finally referred, so
THAT’S THAT.
I still see Les Hill
about twice a year but its many years since I’ve seen anyone from those times.
He married a cookery teacher and so we eagerly accept his invitation to
Christmas dinner most years.
Certificate
of service
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